GOD CREATED MAN…

God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
.....................................................................
God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.
.......................................................................God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
.....................................................................

Finally God created man....
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish .................................................................
And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,
marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life.

WHEN I NEGOTIATED WITH GOD

 

God came and asked me for a wish, I told GOD “Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!"
GOD said: But for 4 days only!
I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.
GOD said: 3 days...
I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
GOD said: No, 2 days!
I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time) .
GOD said: No, just 1 day!
I said: Yes!
GOD asked: Which day?
I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said: You know how to negotiate. But since you are praying and asking happiness for your friends, I can't refuse. I love everyone who thinks of others first, so don't you worry.

LAMHE FURSAT KE…

 

LAFZ KHUL KE BAND HO JATE HAI,

SACHE DOST BHI KABHI MILKE BICHAD JATE HAI,

PAR JAB SAATH BITAYE DIN YAAD AATE HAI,

TO HASTI AANKHON SE BHI AANSOO NIKAL JAATE HAI…..

 

DOST KA PYAR DUA SE KAM NAHI HOTA,

DOST DUR HO TO BHI GUM NAHI HOTA,

PYAR ME AKSAR DOSTI KAM HO JATI HAI,

PER DOSTI ME KABHI PYAR KAM NAHI HOTA….

 

SHAAM SE AANKHO ME NAMI SI HAI,

AAJ FIR AAP KI KAMI SI HAI,

DAFAN KAR DO HUME KI SAANS MILE,

NABZ KUCH DER SE THAMI SI HAI….

 

TUMHARI PALKO PE KHWAB RAKH GAYA KOI,

TUMHARI SAANSO PE NAAM LIKH GAYA KOI,

VADA RAHA BHOOL NA JAANA HUME,

AGAR HUMSE ACCHA MIL GAYA KOI…..

 

HUMSE DOOR JAOGE KAISE,

DIL SE HUME BHULAOGE KAISE,

HUM VO KHUSBOO HAI JO AAPKI SAANSO ME BASTE HAI,

KHUD KI SAANSO KO RROK PAOGE KAISE….

 

DARD ME HAR KOI MUSKURA NAHI SAKTA,

APNE DIL KI BAT SAB KO BATA NAHI SAKTA,

ROSHNI LENE WALA KYA JAANE,

CHIRAG JAL SAKTA HAI PER APNI TAQLEEF BATA NAHI SAKTA……

 

ZINDAGI KO EK KALPANA SAMJHO,

SUBAH KO SACH AUR RAT KO SAPNA SAMJHO,

BATNA CHAHTE HO AGAR APNE GAM TO,

ZINDAGI ME SABSE PEHLE DOST KO APNA SAMJHO.

 

TUMHARI YAADON PER MERA PEHRA HAI,

TUMHARE PYAR SAMANDAR SE BHI GEHRA HAI,

KABHI AANKHE BAND KARKE MEHSOOS KARNA,

TUMHARE DIL ME JO GHAR HAI VO MERA HAI….

 

SAB SAMJHTE HAI KI HUM MAGROOR THE,

PAR SACH ME HUM MAJBOOR THE,

NAHI JAANTE KI VO MERI THI YA NAHI,

PAR YE JAROOR JAANTE HAI HUM USKE JARUR THE

LAMHE PYAR BHARE….

 

SAPNE HI SAPNO KE SHAHIL HUE,

NA JANE KAISE HUM APKE KABIL HUE,

KARZDAR HAI HUM US HASIN PAL KE,

JAB AAP HUMARI ZINDAGI ME SHAMIL HUE….

 

BESHAQ KUCH WAQT KA INTEZAAR MILA,

KHUDA SE BHI BAD KAR HUM KO YAAR MILA,

NA RAHI TAMANNA KISSI JANNAT KI,

AAP KI DOSTI SE HUME VO PYAR MILA…..

 

TUMHARI EK MUSKURAHAT NE

HUMARE HOSH UDAA DIYE,

HUM HOSH ME AANE HI WALE THE

KI TUM PHIR MUSKURA DIYE….

 

AS PRECIOUS AS YOU ARE TO ME,

AS PRECIOUS NO ONE CAN EVER BE,

I KNOW FRIENDS ARE HARD TO CHOOSE,

BUT YOU ARE A FRIEND I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE..

 

ANDHERE NE KABHI ROSHNI NAHI DEKHI,

MAUT NE KABHI ZINDAGI NAHI DEKHI,

JO KEHTE HAI MIT JATI HAI DURIYO SE MOHABBAT

UNHONE SHAYAD HUMARI MOHABBAT NAHI DEKHI

 

YADOO KI KIMMAT VO KYA JAANE,

JO KHUD HI YAADON KO MITA DIYA KARTE HAI,

YAADON KA MATLAB TO UNSE POOCHO,

JO YADOON KE SAHARE JIYA KARTE HAI…

 

ZINDA RAHE NA RAHE DOSTI RAHEGI,

PASS RAHO NA RAHO YAADEIN RAHENGI,

APNI ZINDAGI ME HUMESHA HASTE REHNA,

KYUNKI AAP KI HASI ME EK HASI HAMARI RAHEGI..

 

HAKIKAT ME JINA JAB AADAT BAN JATI HAI,

KHWABO KI DUNIYA BERANG BAN JATI HAI,

KOI INTEZAAR KARTA HAI ZINDAGI KE LIYE,

AUR KISSI KI ZINDAGI INTEZAR BAN JATI HAI….

 

KAHI ANDHERA HOGA KAHI SHAM HOGI,

MERI HAR KHUSHI TERE NAAM HOGI,

EK BAR KUCH MAANG KAR TO DEKHO,

HOTHO PER HASI AUR ZINDAGI TERE NAAM HOGI…

 

KHWABO KI HAR EK GALI DEKHI,

BAAGO ME KHILI HAR KALI DEKHI,

JO KEHTE THE TUMHE KABHI BHOOL NA PAYENGE,

MAINE USKE DARWAJE PER APNI JALI TASVEER DEKHI….

 

DARD NE PALKO PE SAJAYA HAI MUJHE,

ZINDAGI KYA HAI EHSAAS KARAYA HAI MUJHE,

JAB BHI MERE DIL ME HASNE KI TAMANA JAGI,

MERI TAQDEER NE JI BHAR KAR RULAYA MUJHE…

 

USKE KIS ANDAZ KI TAREEF KARU ME,

VO HAR ANDAAZ KA KAMAL RAKHTI HAI,

SHAYAD KUCH MAJBOORI HO USKI KOI,

WARNA WO MUJH KO MUJHSE PEHLE YAAD RAKHTI HAI…..

LAMHE PYAR BHARE

 

DIL CHAHTA HAI KE UNSE MULAKAT ROZ HO,

ZINDAGI KE LAMHO ME UNKA SAATH ROZ HO,

HO HUMSE KUCH BAATEIN ITNI KAREEB SE,

UMAR BHAR NA BHOOLE AISI BAATEIN ROZ HO…

 

AANKHO KI SAZA TAB TAK JAB TAK DIDAR NA HO,

DIL KI SAZA TAB TAK JAB TAK PYAR NA HO,

YE ZINDAGI BHI EK SAZA HAI,

JAB TAK AAP JAISA KOI YAAR NA HO……

 

AAZMAISH RISHTO ME JAROORI HOTI HAI,

NA MIL PANA KISI KI MAJBOORI HOTI HAI,

YAAD TO DUR SE BHI KAR SAKTE HAI,

LEKIN DIL KI HASRAT TO MIL KAR HI PURI HOTI HAI…

 

USKI CHAHAT NE MUJHE RULAYA BAHUT,

USKI YAADON NE MUJHE TADPAYA BAHUT,

ME USSE PYAR KARTA HOON,

IS MAJBOORI KO USNE AAJMAYA BAHUT…..

 

DIN KI SHURUAT KHUSHI SE HOTI HAI,

KHUSHI KI SHURUAT HANSI SE HOTI HAI,

HANSI KI SHURUAT APNO SE HOTI HAI,

AUR APNO KI SHURUAT AAP SE HOTI HAI…..

 

DIL KARTA HAI ZINDAGI TUJHE DE DU,

ZINDAGI KI SAARI KHUSHIYA TUJHE DE DU,

DEDE AGAR TU MUJHE BHAROSA APNE SAATH KA,

TO YAKIN MAN ME APNI SAANSE BHI TUJHE DE DU…..

 

MAUSAM KA AITBAR JYADA NAHI KIYA,

USNE PYAR HUMSE JYADA NAHI KIYA,

KUCH TO DER KI HUMNE PALTNE ME,

KUCH USNE INTEZAR JYADA NAHI KIYA….

 

DIL ME HASRATO KO DABA KAR JEETE HAI HUM,

APNE GAM KO DUNIYA SE CHUPA KAR JEETE HAI HUM,

KYA LUTEGA ZAMANA KHUSHI HUMARI,

KHUD KO KISSI PER LUTA KAR JEETE HAI HUM….

 

TAZI HAWA ME PHOOLO KI MEHAK HO,

PEHLI KIRAN ME CHIDIYO KI CHEHAK HO,

JAB BHI KHOLE AAP APNI PALKE,

UN PALKO PER BAS KHUSHIYO KI JHALAK HO….

 

WAQT HAR CHEEZ MITA DETA HAI,

KUCH HASSEN LAMHO KO BHULA DETA HAI,

PAR NAHI MITA SAKTA AAPKI YAADEIN KYUNKI,

WAQT HI KHUD AAP KI YAAD DILA DETA HAI…..

KUCH LAMHE FURSAT KE…..

 

LEHRO SE MILKE NA WO BEH SAKE NA HUM

EK DUJE KE DIL ME NA WO REH SAKE NA HUM

JEET LETE AASMA EK DIN LEKIN,

PALKO KI KHAMOSHI KO NA WO KEH SAKE NA HUM

 

KHUSHBU TERI DOSTI KI MUJHE MEHKA JAATI HAI

TERI HAR BAAT MUJHE BEHKA JAATI HAI

SAANS TO BAHUT DER LETI HAI AANE ME

HAR SAANS SE PEHLE TERI YAAD AA JAATI HAI…

 

RAHE DUR TO AAPKI YAAD AAYI

KHAI THOKAR TO AAPKI YAAD AAYI

BURE INSAAN MILE JINDAGI ME BAHUT

LEKIN JAB ACHE INSAAN KI BAT AAYI

TO AAPKI YAAD AAYI……

 

TODNE KE LIYE WADA KIYA NAHI JATA

SOCH SAMAJH KE PYAR KIYA NAHI JATA

YAKIN KARO ‘PYAR’ HO YA ‘DOSTI’

AGAR DIL SE HO TO USKE BINA

EK PAL BHI JIYA NAHI JATA….

 

ADHURA HAI AASMA SITARO KE BINA

ADHURA HAI SAMUNDAR KINARO KE BINA

ADHURI HAI FIJA BAHARO KE BINA

AUR ADHURI HAI YE ZINDAGI AAP JAISE

DOSTO KE BINA……..

 

PYAR KA PEHLA, ISHQ KA DOOSRA AUR

MOHABBAT KA TEESRA

AKSHAR ADHURA HOTA HAI

ISLIYE HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HAI,

KYUNKI CHAHT KA HAR AKSHAR PURA HOTA HAI

 

KAANCH KO CHAHT THI PATHAR KO PAANE KI

EK PAL ME FIR TOOT KAR BIKHAR JAANE KI

CHAHT BAS ITNI THI US DEEWANE KI

APNE TUKDO ME TASVEER USKI SAAJANE KI

 

KYUN YAAD AATI HAI AAPKI

KYUN PALKE BHEEG JAATI HAI MERI

JAHAN JAHAN BHI GIRE MERE AANSO

KYUN TASVEER BAN JAATI HAI AAPKI…

 

E DOST TERE HOOTHO KI MUSKAN NA JAAYE

TERI PALKO ME KABHI AANSOO NA AAYE

TERI RAH ME PADE HO JO BHI KAANTE

ME HAATH RAKHU AUR TU GUJAR JAAYE….

 

VO DIL HI KYA JO MILNBE KI DUA NA KARE

TUJHE BHUL KAR JIYU KHUDA NA KARE

RAHEGI TERI MERI YAARI ZINDAGI BHAR

YE BAAT AUR HAI KE ZINDAGI NA WAFA KARE

THINK OUT OF BOX….WORTH READING

IAS TOPPERS ANSWERS*

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A: Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A: It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

No one will GET second chance to impress....

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Question 1:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see

three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

An old friend who once saved your life.

The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once     actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and

this would be the perfect chance to! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2:

What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"

Question 3:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived, kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee

was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was

"TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 5:

Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar. So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 6:

The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the centre of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that

"sir you are not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that you promised to ask....."

And hence, he was selected because of his quick-wittedness. .......

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ...
"THINK OUT OF BOX"