Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly
conversation when one of them asked the
other,” Fred, how was the memory clinic
you went to last month?”
“Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us
all the latest psychological techniques;
visualisation, association, etc. It was great.”
“That’s great! And what was the name of the clinic?”
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but
couldn’t remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked,”What do
call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife,
“Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?”
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An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Darling, etc…
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.
The old man hung his head, sighed and said I have to tell you the truth, her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask the old lady what it is...
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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, 'yes, I can put you right.'
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, 'You swine, you gave me a woman's ears.'
'Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's.'
'You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!
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